Entirely unimpressive, but not the worst....

Entirely unimpressive, but not the worst. I was there Friday early evening, and while I didn't see the Cleveland Police on duty, it still was just...lame.

Upon entering, and getting IDd by a distracted person yelling at the bartender who appeared to double as the DJ, and asked to pay a $5 cover with no one on stage, I knew it was going to be a crap evening.

The drinks were small, whether served to you or the dancer, and definitely were not worth their price. The bartender, while unquestionably the hottest one there, was dumb as bricks. I watched her spill a drink, struggle to do change math, and ignore customers in favor of texting. I can appreciate a small club vibe - but to keep the doors open, you have to be a bit warmer.