THE CLUB -- I've been to strip...

THE CLUB --

I've been to strip clubs all over the world, but this random strip club in the middle of Hammond has somehow captured me. Upon arrival, the only way you'll realize you're at the IS (besides your GPS) is the palm tree out front, the very discrete sign that says Industrial Strip, or the billboard that says, "THIS IS IT," where the "IS" of this is alone in red. The club fees have gone up a bit: $16 per, and $20 for the under 21 member of our group. THe club itself has three stages, one to the left, one to the right, and the main stage. We elected to sit to the right of the main stage (where the dancers generally exit the stage). The environment is quite nice. The bathrooms (at least the guys bathroom) has an attendant. The lap dance areas are small, but very private without curtains. There are several lap dance rooms: this club is without question a lap dance factory.

THE DANCERS --

The dancers were mostly white. There were a couple latinas and blacks, but 80% white. Of the white girls, only one looked too old to be working there, and like most older dancers was the first person to ask me for a dance. I politely declined. The rest all looked fantastic, ranging from 6 to 10. There is a girl here for everyone's type: GND (my type-- I'll get to this in a second), bombshell, artificial (blonde and enhanced boobs), stoners, EMO, tat-girls... all of them.