This is like a strip club...

This is like a strip club superstore! The place is simply huge and everyone should visit at least once.

It's not hard to miss the building, it used to be a retail space for a big box store or a warehouse club. Cover is free from noon till 8 and after that it was only 6 bucks on a Sat night. Atmosphere is more like a nightclub than a strip club. Many 20 somethings and women, not what you usually see in strip club. There were about 200 - 300 guests on the first floor alone and about 70 - 80 girls I could see from the monitors. 10 for domestic beer is a lot, but there are clubs that charge more and offer less. Overall it feels like a controlled riot with a lot of energy and bills flying all over the stage. Second floor is all VIP, didn't get a chance to see what that was like.

Dancers were all fine, but their bolt-ons looked the same, but it's not uncommon for larger clubs to offer discounts with a "house" plastic surgeon. Only saw a few natural girls but they were all thin and waiflike, where I like a bit of curve. I didn't get any dances as I like to talk and get to know the girls first, but we sat near one of the party rooms and could see a number of dances and if I find myself in Miami again, I'll definitely be back.