I went to Costa Rica on...

I went to Costa Rica on business with a co-worker so we had to check out at least one club. We found out this club was near our hotel by a taxi driver at the hotel so we decided to check it out. As soon as we walked in we were greeted by a waiter that brought us to a table (big mistake – please read on!). I went to the men’s room and when I came back my buddy said the cover was $23 each and they ran a tab but it included 3 beers so I thought that wasn’t too bad and we both sat down. A few minutes later 2 girls sat on our laps. Mine was very attractive, had large tits, nice legs and ass but was a little heavy for my taste. We started chatting and she did speak a little English and was teasing me so I figured what the hell she can stay. About 10 minutes later the waiter came over and asked me if I wanted to buy her a drink for $23 and I reluctantly agreed because she was nice. Then I asked her how much it was for a private dance and she said $23(their favorite number I guess) but I decided to go for it anyway. The private dance area was a set of small rooms with doors. The small room had a cushioned bench along one wall and when I sat down she started to strip. Her tits were perfect and soft for being enhanced. There was mutual touching but she wouldn’t let me suck her nips saying that was only for the VIP room. She also did a little grinding but that was only okay. After the song we went back to the table and she sat on my lap again. About 5 minutes later the waiter came by and asked if I wanted to buy her another $23 drink. When I declined she gave me a hug and kiss and left.

My buddy was still talking to the same girl and was 2 drinks in with her and wanted to leave. I told him I had my eye on a hot blond and wanted a dance from her then we would go. I went to sit down next to her and asked if she spoke English she shook her head so I asked her for a private dance. Once we were in the room she started stripping and while her tits were nice that were a little too fake. Much to my delight she took her g-string off also so I got a peek at her nice pussy. She did allow me to touch her tits and ass but no nipple sucking (VIP room line again) and very little grinding. When I tried to adjust my junk she told me that I couldn’t jerk off in here so I guess she did know some English. At this point she told me that she would fuck me if we went to the VIP room. I was a little speechless but I managed to say thanks for the offer but my buddy was waiting to leave and I had to go. In reality I was afraid of how much it would cost me. I left the room and went back to our table and got my buddy so we could leave. On our way out the waiter asked me if I had 1 or 2 private dances and of course I said one so he brought us the bill which was $138. We paid our bill and left but unfortunately our taxi was a little late so the waiter followed us and got an additional $23 out of me. That makes our total $161 for 1½ hrs in the club.

We found out later that we should have ignored the waiters when we first walked in the club and sat down at the stage. No one was tipping the girl on stage like we do in the states and there is no cover unless you sit at a table. You can then scope out which girl you like to get a dance from and approach her directly. As I witnessed, anything you want is on the menu here and if you go directly to a girl you like you could make her and offer to come back to your hotel after her shift. If I had known this I could have had a much better night for only a little more cash!