Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Happen to be close to Tootsie's,...

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MrPurple
Mar 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

Happen to be close to Tootsie's, and after reading some glowing reviews, and how it's a "Vegas style" club, I decided to check it out.

Stopped in around 1am on a Monday night. From the outside, the place is massive and does look like a Vegas style club. Once I got inside, not so much. It was incredibly smokey inside, and the layout was terrible. There was one stage up front with a sea of shitty little fast food style chairs & tables. It was pretty busy since they were all taken, yet there were some stand up tables in the back as well. There were also a lot of girls standing around, smoking, drinking, talking to each other. They also have a "VIP" section to the right of the stage with actual plush chairs, but I think that was another $20 just to sit there.

I kept seeing the same 20 or so dancers, although one dancer told me there were over 100 girls working, and pointed to a monitor with a list of names above the VIP section. Of the ones I saw, it was mostly spanish, black, and white. No real stunners, mostly in the 5-7 range at best. Lap dances were $25/song and were pretty liberal, touching wasn't a issue, although they were all about the upsell to the VIP room and these hotel style bedrooms they had upstairs. I think it was like $500 and $700 for those rooms. Wouldn't go back.

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