Well, I came to Orlando for...

Well, I came to Orlando for a conference, and decided to stay on the beach, and got a nice ocean front room. Some of my friends recommended checking out Lido's, but based on TUSCL, I decided to check out Inner Room, which is a top 5 club in March 2012. At first, I was worried I would be disappointed. The club had ample parking, but seemed kind of run-down at the door, and definitely nothing special. There was a $10 cover on this late Friday night, and when I entered, there were about 20 girls scattered throughout the club. About 3 on the stage, and the club was absolutely packed; hard to find a seat. Finally found one at the bar, and sat there bored surfing my phone for about 15 minutes, sipping on a relatively cheap gin and tonic. Finally, decided to get up and go get a seat near the main stage. As I did, I passed by what was probably the least discrete VIP section I have ever seen in a club, which was basically one big square bench in the corner section of the club devoted to lap dances with cramped girls/patrons sitting about 1 feet between each other. I sat in the main section getting more bored, and getting ready to leave.

The girls this night weren't really anything special. I don't think I saw anyone above a 6, but then again, didn't get a very good view of the girls in the VIP section. A lot of average looking, somewhat older women. Definitely multiple types/races/ethnicities, maybe less blondes than I am used to seeing. Some ugly huge black woman came and sat on me, starting to crush all the circulation in my legs, but thankfully that was immediately followed by another somewhat more attractive black woman yelling at both of us to get out of her chair. I moved over one chair, and the ugly woman thankfully left. I was literally about to leave, but then a somewhat plain, but very nice, 34 yo woman named Sofia from some country in South America came and started chatting with me. We actually had an interesting conversation that devolved into what makes two people good partners in relationships, with her telling me that the sex had to be good. I then agreed to a lap dance almost more to see if the club lived up to the hype on this website, and have to agree that this was the easiest, highest value lap dance I have ever gotten. I spent $40 for four songs, and immediately Sofia was all over me, letting me fully reciprocate. I then left fully satisfied, and amazed that everything the reviews have been stating are all true. This was definitely a club that was worth the visit, and definitely would be worth visiting multiple times to find the right girl. I will definitely check it out again, if I am ever in Orlando or Cocoa Beach.