As has been stated over and...

As has been stated over and over again, Tootsies is huge, and really well done. There are at least two, maybe three stages, one of them a massive stage with a pole to the roof that I have seen accommodate three dancers at a time. Went in during the happy hour drink special, which was great--When the bartender told me the bill for my beer was only $2.50, I did a double take and said "This is a strip club, right?" The girls are hot, in general. I would say they average about an 8, some a little less, some a little more, and when I went there were two girls I would be hard pressed not to give a 10, including one amazingly stunning blonde Russian girl who had as close to a flawless ass as I've ever seen. Plus, a gorgeous face. (I won't give her name, but you won't miss her if you see her.) You have to approach this place in the right way. Don't go off looking for dances right away. There are so many girls that you have lots of choice. Relax. Sit at the main stage, where the girls come around and dance in front of you, rubbing their tits and sticking their asses in your face for a buck. Take your time to get into it a little. The lapdances aren't cheap, at $25 per song but are really good, two-way, at least from the girls I went with. The VIP rooms start at $75 to the club during the day, $100 at night, and then whatever you negotiate with the girls is on top of that. The girls' prices can be very expensive, but every single girl I talked to was open for business. Every. Single. Girl. Even the Russian. In case you didn't know it already, Russian girls are nasty. And that's why I love them.