Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156

Just to preface, I'm a dancer...

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charlie88
Mar 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Just to preface, I'm a dancer and I worked several shifts here in summer and fall of 2011.

I decided to come leave a review after I checked their website while bored and surfing the net. I do not recommend this club to any clean dancers. You can make money but this place is basically a brothel. I've worked at a few clubs in Miami and this is absolutely the worst. I did have nights where I made good money and made decent money most of the time but the hustle is tough and this club has the worst clientele; grabby, cheap, and just downright disgusting. A lot of men who don't even speak english (no surprise since most of their dancers don't either) and want to finger you for a 1 dollar tip. I swear they just got to America and think they're kings because they've got a whole FIFTY bucks in their pocket from their construction job they just got off of and didn't bother to SHOWER before coming in. The dressing room is tiny, there is a shower which I never used (I think its for the homeless girls). While working there there was a new manager named "Rolly" who doesn't know wtf he is doing. A bitchy bartender (I don't' remember her name) who should just croak already because she makes the club and the world a terrible place. The stage is terrible. Whoever designed it must have had a deep seated hatred for strippers. The DJ is a really sweet kid, the bouncers don't really seem to be too concerned with all the groping guys and are mostly concerned that you tip them their 5 bucks. They're really aggressive about it even if you're an honest dancer, but that just gives you an idea of the type of girls their used to dealing with. For this reason, any clean, hot, good hustlers who come in to work here will leave quickly just as I did. Management and the rest of staff don't give a shit to treat you with the respect you deserve when you're hustling hard to make yourself AND the club money. They're used to the low-down, drug-addict drama queens they usually hire.

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