Out in South Beach, seeing the...

Out in South Beach, seeing the beautiful bodies was getting me revved up. Combine that with 5-6 drinks, and I was ready to go looking for more. Friend and I were visiting from out of town and didn't really know the area. Hailed a cab thinking maybe we'd just head back to the hotel, but asked the driver for his opinion anyway. He said hands down, the best club in Miami is Tootsies (esp when we told him we prefer white girls). He said it was kind of a long ride, but guaranteed it'd be worth it. Plus, the cover was about $10-15 cheaper than other spots closer to us, so it wouldn't really be much more to go there. I assumed he got $$$ referrals from them, but checking the ratings for clubs in Miami told me he was probably being honest anyway, so off we went.

After arriving at about 12:30, we paid $10/ea and quickly entered and found a table to the left of the stage. Ordered drinks, and after about 15 min, just as I was complaining about no ladies being around, we were quickly approached by 3-4 very attractive women in about a 5 min span. We were still settling in, so said "no thanks" for the moment, but decided to enjoy the stage show and our drinks for a bit before indulging further. About 20/30 min later, we were approached by a VERY friendly duo, which we were unable to say "no" to. Not sure about my buddy, but my girl made it VERY clear I would enjoy myself, even with just a basic lap dance or two. Took her back, she led me to the very last booth in the private area and jumped on me right away, even though the current song had about 30 sec-1 min left. Won't get too detailed, but it was a fantastic time, and her promises that the VIP room would be "a thousand times better" was more believable than the million times I've heard that line before. Still, we had an early am flight, I declined politely, and we headed out.

All in all, gigantic club, tons of girls (some not as hot, but plenty that were 8s and 9s), great mileage for your buck, and somebody at the next table was raving about the food. Will visit again for sure when I'm in the area.