Mandatory coat check, mandatory valet parking...

Mandatory coat check, mandatory valet parking and if you park in the parking lot across the street the valet tells you that you have to pay him $5 to park there too. The most expensive club in Pittsburgh and the men's room has half of the toilets covered with garbage bags because they're out of order, the men's room needs to be redone completely anyway, and the couch in the VIP room was ripped. The bouncer was almost hovering in the VIP room, checking every couple of minutes and the quality of the dancers has gone way down. Most of them were unattractive, which is a huge change from the last time I went there. Plus it's a smoking club so you leave smelling like cigarette smoke.

The only reason I went was as a favor to a friend of mine who dances there. I wish she still danced at one of the other clubs that she used to dance at, I prefer every other club in Pittsburgh to Cheerleaders.