I must be spoiled by the...

I must be spoiled by the good clubs in the southeast. I am returning from a 5 day trip to Silicon Valley, during which I visited 4 strip clubs. They were all disappointing but Pinl Poodle had the most promise but not by much.

$20 cover and $40 lap dances are steep. Out of the 40, 25 goes to the house and only 15 to the dancer. That's a terrible deal for the girls so they have to hustle a lot. Almost every girl started with the wanna dance line. It's was about a 4-1 customer to dancer ratio. The security guy was annoying because he kept telling people to sit down, even when they were standing in the back not blocking anyone's view and there were very few seats available.

The $40 laps are decent one way contact and some dancers will ask for another 20 to touch a little bit.