Whats up fellow creeps heres my...

Whats up fellow creeps heres my review of offsides. Hit up offsides near the end of a drunkin night wit my buddy, wasnt expecting much action there was kinda our last resort. Had been there a few times before but this night was different there was a few brazilian chicks dancing on stage and a couple latin chicks walkin around the bar. A thick puerto rican chick caught my eye she had the fattest ass ( in a good way haha ). I called her over and she spent the rest of my time there grinding on me and drinkin shots with me. My buddy was fuckin hammered and was tryin to kick it to her friend allowing me to go to work. She was very hands on under the bar if u creeps kno wat i mean and she allowed me grab and smack that beautiful onion. In my mind i had her in the bag but my buddy threw a wrench into the whole thing with his sloppy drunkinness crossing the line with his girl and getting both of us kicked out and almost arrested but not before i got the butter ricans number all in all solid night best night i had at offsides so far the other times were really lame and too many ugly bitches