OMG!!! Usually I visit Lusty's earlier...

OMG!!! Usually I visit Lusty's earlier in the evening, but after going to Centerfolds, (which was dead and quite a disappointment itself on a Friday evening) I headed over to the club on the city's south side. It had been a long time since I had frequented the club, but I wasn't ready for what was there.

First the clientle has slipped quite a bit, usually it's made up of blue collar workers, but tonight it was "biker night" or so it seemed.

The club was more crowded than usual but I finally found a seat in the middle area of the bar. To my left a somewhat less than a 5 dancer was all over her customer, to my right 2 seats down sat what appeared to be a homeless person taking in the sights. This fellow had eyes that looked in two different directions as he stared around the room. The seat next to me which was empty while it's occupant was using the much less than stellar bathroom facilities, soon was reoccupied by a long gray bearded biker type. As I looked toward the end of the bar I saw a "gentleman" playing a video machine. He had a Fu Manchu style beard (very thin and pointy) his hair was pulled up in the top center of his head like a roosters crown topknot.

When I finally got waited on it was by a fellow who looked as if he was in charge of the trash collection, not the usual waitress I have seen before. When the waitress did appear, she was dressed in what I would describe as a "Loepard print sack dress" into which she had poured her at least 250 pound body.

I probably sat there for a half hour before a dancer approached me. She was nice, 4-5 on the scale, seemed ok, she asked me if I would like a dance, and I said yes on the next song.