Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

I like Visions for a variety...

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Feb 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I like Visions for a variety of reasons. It's easy to get to and park (unlike anywhere on Bourbon). There's a consistent flow of girls throughout the week. And the Party Rooms (fully private - similar to VIP/Champagne Rooms at other clubs) are a much better deal here than anywhere in New Orleans. $150 half-hour and $300 full-hour (although dancers usually request an additional tip of $50+). You'll spend less on a full-hour private room here than a half-hour on Bourbon. Yes, there are cameras in the Party Rooms and VIP section, but I think they're more worried about drug use in the Party Rooms than sex. They have good lighting - not obnoxiously bright but bright enough where you can see the girl (well) and everything that's going on. You'd be surprised how many private rooms are too dim to see anything. Depending on the girl, you can go as far as you'd like. Not all will, but most girls have a price for everything.

There are a lot of bachelor parties on weekends, which kinda sucks for regular customers. The girls hover around the group in hopes of selling multiple dances and ignore single customers. Most of the top girls have regular customers that occupy them most of the night. It's VERY smokey inside.

There are usually lots of girls there, which is good and bad. The bar doubles as the stage. The girls walk the bar/stage and give about a 10-second or more dance for each customer. You're required to tip each girl $1. Sounds cheap, but it sucks when you have to tip a middle-aged, overweight dancer that you didn't want to see dance in the first place (and they have those, I promise you). Otherwise, Visions is a great stop. I would recommend.

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