Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Strolled in around 11 after having...

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shaman
Feb 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Strolled in around 11 after having dinner and drinks beforehand. It had been a year or so since I'd gone to Penthouse and I instantly remembered what I liked about the place. As far as strip clubs go, this place is pretty swank. One girl on stage caught my eye right away but she was dominated but some dude most of the night and then spent the rest of the night hanging out with one of the bouncers I think trying to avoid the same dude she was previously hanging out with.

So, my friend and I first hit the bar upstairs. Good view from up there but its really cramped because I think they built more VIP 'rooms' behind the bar since the last time I was there. After a lot of jostling by dancers and customers trying to walk by we made our way down to a booth where another friend joined us. He had a thing for the shot girls so we hung out with a few of them for a while and I had a couple more beers. Finally, although there were a few more good looking dancers, one in particularly caught my eye. Younger, semi-exotic skinny chic. Lots of guys were tipping her but I positioned myself in a spot by the bar where she was basically dancing just for me. Went upstairs to get a dance from here but quickly realized that this girl had had so much to drink that all she was doing was trying to stand up straight and not pass out. Not too much fun to be had there so we parted ways quickly. Haven't been back since but I do plan on returning.

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