Keep in mind I am from...

Keep in mind I am from PR, and I live in FL, and I was expecting that with our liberal views and hot chicks PR would have the best clubs ever. Was I disappointed. This was the most expensive club i have ever been too.

Park in an Office style parking space, and you get charged even thow your not in the clubs spot is freaking ridiculous. But I said screw it it seems safe, proceeded to pay for the entrance and go in thru the metal detector. We walk inside and we get our free beer. This had to be the smallest free beer I have ever seen. They have mini me beer cans for the free beers, after a damn 30 dollar entrance. If that does not piss you off, the girls took NOTHING OFF! Can you believe that? You want to see some ass? go to the beach, these clubs in PR Suck ass! I am telling you this was the nicest one, and to my disappointment I did not see a Nipple! GRR! The others we drove by did not look safe at all!, stay tuned I will post about those too! I am so sad and disappointment my lil island sucks at being nude!