Fun, good value
La Botana is on the Malecon seawall road, not far from the condos where they caught up to El Chapo once.
Modern, clean, safe due to location and sheer number of tourists (plus the armed guards here and there). I stop in a time or two each time I visit MZT. I've never figured out their schedule, as it seems to be closed for several days, then open a few. Usually but not always accept dollars or pesos. Cover in the evening is about $3, beers about the same, lady beers the same but much smaller. I think the cover later at night is higher. In the past, they had multiple dancers on stage; this time it was one at a time and the stage was empty some of the time. I still find it odd that all the servers are male. On this visit I was driving in from the airport. Not a lot of ladies, but I picked Azucar (Ascu??) after she danced and asked her for a private dance in back--minimal English, drop-dead gorgeous with a tiny waist, C tits (not sure if MM or natural, but very nice) with very dark, long nips, cute bubble ass, trimmed pussy but needed a touchup, very fit and toned but I found the oil (?) she'd used to make her body glisten on stage was rather off-putting. I hadn't changed money yet, so used dollars. She dropped her top and danced with some pleasant grinding, placed my hands on her tits, then guided my hand for a FIV under her bikini bottom. We agreed on $40 for dances and a blow job and she got to work. Menu included CFS for $80, Greek $200. An enthusiastic girl is always fun, but she was perhaps too aggressive and fast. BBBJ with COT and I didn't take long to pop, We chatted a bit and she said she was 32 and had three kids--not a lot of lights inside, and I'd have guessed early 20s and no kids. With cover, beers, 4 or 5 dances, BJ, and a tip to keep her interested when I return, I was in and out for $70
