Went in with a buddy of...

Went in with a buddy of mine looking for some fun. I haven't been in one of these old-school type sleazy sex shops in years. I remember back in the 80s and 90s there were tons of them in Philly. It was a bit of an x-files scenario going on in there tonight. I saw that there were whips for sale that had dust all over them and a sign on the wall asking whoever had taken tokens home to please return them cause they were running low on token <wtf>? It sounded as if a chick was being beaten with a paddle upstairs, but it turned out to be the bouncer clapping in the window. I have to say between that, the dusty old sex gear for sale,the completely disinterested cashier, I felt like I was in a time warp and decided to leave. I am going to read some of these reviews and go perhaps back for a lapdance...