What else can be said about...

What else can be said about the mega-mart of Dade County strip clubs. Arrived just under the wire for the no-cover, half-price drinks HH (beer @ 2.75 isn't bad in a strip joint).

Very nicely relaxed environment in that time/date combination. Stage set-up is a large main stage surrounded by a table-level catwalk, one dancer strips on the main while the two previous ones work the catwalk fully nude for tips. Seating includes at the rail, on tables, and stand-up bars at the back. The midweek crowd down in the main floor tends to honor the term "cheap seats", so a decent investment in tips and appreciation for the girls on the runway gets you a good return in attention. The downside of course is that they will then mostly head upstairs to the VIP seating area for a better chance at making some real money, creating a low hustle level in the ground floor. From what the dancers told me, weekends/big game days it gets more hustly and Vegas-y.

Even midweek, a nice sampling of hot ladies with a decent variety of body shapes and backgrounds, a plurality of curvy brunettes as would be expected in Latina-intensive Miami); about two dozen in evidence before 8 pm, the number kept climbing. The girls that did approach were pleasant to talk and hang with, good attitudes and people skills, made you feel you were in good hands. Barmaids and massage girls also cute and fun to talk to.