I am just starting to become...

I am just starting to become a strip club patron so I do not have a ton of experience to compare the club to. I went on a Friday night around 10pm with a buddy of mine. It was not real busy and there were around 20 or so dancers there. The positives - for being in a terrible part of town, there were some good looking women and some variety. In particular there was one blonde named Piper I believe that was real hot, but I never saw her on the floor. I only ever saw her come out to dance on the stage. The negatives - the biggest negative by far was the dj. It was obvious that he is either sleeping with a Russian dancer named Paulina or he really wishes he was. She could barely dance on stage for having to acknowledge home and his stupid comments over the song. "Paulina, you're a Russian princess, isn't that right?" It was a lot worse in person than it reads when typed out. You know that friend of yours who never gets the girl because he always acts too interested? That's what it felt like, except over the mic at a strip club. The door girl was clearly upset and about to cry when we walked in which wasn't incredibly pleasant. There were far too many breaks to get the dancers up on stage for 2 for 1 special. As the night went on, it got more and more frequent and guys weren't exactly sprinting to the stage to take advantage. So what happened was the strippers stood on stage talking to each other for a song rather than dancing or talking to the few customers that were there. I did pay for 10 minutes of lap dance in the semi- private area. If I remember right, it was $100, which it was not worth. It wasn't the girls fault, I enjoyed her, I just don't think any dance is worth $10/minute. The girl that danced for me is named Francesca. She's my type of woman, small natural tits with a great ass. She didn't feed me a bunch of bullshit lines or talk too much or anything like that. Im an ass guy and I guess it was pretty clear during the dance because abt halfway through she said "you really like my ass huh?" And I realized at that point that my hands hadn't left her ass hardly at all the whole dance. Like I said at the beginning, I'm new to the strip club scene so I wasn't trying for extras or pushing her. Plus, I wasnt exactly upset to have my hands on her ass while she was grinding on me. I thought it was a good dance, just too expensive like I said. $10 a minute for a still clothed girl to grind on me is ridiculous. She mentioned that the vip room was more touchy feely, which it certainly should be for $250 a half hour, and looking back on it I wish I had gone that route to find out what she meant. $100 was too much already, maybe for $250 I would have gotten a little more satisfaction. Who knows?