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I went to this club for the first time in 2 years recently. The DJ there still needs an anvil dropped on his head for being cheesy and sounding like he received a Bruce Lee stomp to the nuts. The dances are still 10 and the mileage varies. Bottled water is 4 dollars, but at least this time it was name brand and didn't have Shooter Alley as the logo. Ordered some chicken strips and they didn't have any sauce so some big booty stripper asked me if I wanted her to stick one of my chicken strips up her ass for a nice smoked and tangy flavor. I declined since processed chicken and oven baked ass don't seem to mesh together well. There was a dancer behind me inadvertently making the fat from her back clap together as she performed her routine for a somehow satisfied patron that looked like the mascot from the Monopoly board game.

On a better note I did get a dance from a dancer I'd known for some years and it was high contact and very pleasant. She slapped me with her breasts and threw her long her across my face while grinding. The quality of dancers here varies greatly.