I've lived down the street from...

I've lived down the street from this place since I was a kid, and I finally decided to drop by with my friend one evening, just to sate my curiosity about what it looks like inside. I've been going to clubs since I was 18, but I never went here, because I pretty much knew it was bad. In some ways I was surprised, in some ways.. I wasn't.

The lap dances are pretty much no mileage. Don't expect to touch anything. I don't think they even had a VIP room. Regular lap dances were $20/song, which is way overpriced, considering they are pretty lackluster.

The stage show wasn't much better. A tiny main floor with an even tinier pole that was maybe 7 feet tall, and a stage so small, I thought somebody was going to fall off.