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4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

I've been here a couple of...

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winandcover2
Dec 11, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I've been here a couple of times and it seems like it can be very hit or miss. There are some attractive women, cover is cheap and even "party room" dances are pretty inexpensive ($150/20 mins). That being said, there are a couple of things about this club that take some getting used to. One, it's not built like a normal strip club so there is no "stage area" per se where railbirds can congregate while everyone else hangs back. Essentially, the entire bar area is a giant stage and the girls will do a "tip walk" from time to time. I don't mind tipping the occasional dollar here and there, but I'm less of a stage person and more of a VIP room guy myself. Truth be told, the bad part about this club is that the quality of some of the dancers can be lacking at times. While there are a few hotties, it seems like there always either taken, or even more irritating - wasting their time talking to broke-ass slobs who clearly have no intention of ever getting a dance.

Fair warning - when you're sitting at the bar (and you really don't have a choice, you pretty much have to sit at the bar) some of the girls that walk by can be pretty disgusting. You won't really have a choice - and it would be rude to ignore them when the do their tip walk thing but truth be told, I'd rather not have them gyrating in front of me while I'm trying to talk to the girl next to me or watch the game or whatever. All in all staff is friendly, and on weekends there's a barbecue guy outside who sells some pretty awesome briskit - though it is pretty pricey.

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