Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156

As a dancer I really don't...

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charlie88
Dec 10, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

As a dancer I really don't care much for this place. Not a lot of money here. Most guys who come in here are looking to meet OTC or for extras for 50 dollars in a room. Pretty gross. Lot of customers who don't speak English, as well as dancers. This is the kind of SC that allows the waitresses/bartenders to entertain customers by sitting with them, exchanging numbers etc. So as a dancer you're also competing with the waitresses and bartenders (some waitresses even have their own regulars) but they don't have to dance or take their clothes off. One newer waitress in particular got shit faced both times I saw her there and another waitress is a fucking cunt, but is the owner's sister in law or something so they won't fire her. The house mom doesn't carry anything very useful with her, but you still have to tip her. The stage sucks because for one it is small and there are two poles on it on the EDGE of the stage.... yeah takes a while to get used to dancing around that. Plus they're like 7 feet high so not much room to climb or do tricks as they are also static. The second "stage" is open only when busy and its a very narrow (about 2 1/2 feet wide, 4 feet long, I'm not kidding) and again, the pole is practically impossible to climb or do much with besides hold on to so you don't fall off the 'stage.'

The good thing about this place is that the food is pretty good according to all customers I spoke to who had tried to food. I even saw guys treating this SC like a restaurant, coming in for dinner and that was all.

Dress room is okay for the clubs size, very narrow but fully lined with mirrors so thats cool. its the same room as the ladie's restroom though. There is a working shower enough outlets, lockers (I never got one assigned to me but I didn't stick around very long).

The owner is very nice.

Oh and tip out is pretty lame compared to other nearby clubs, you have to tip each bouncer $5 and they take it from your first LD. House fee is 25 if you come in after 8:15, I think 15 if you're in before then. Tip out for DJ is 10 bucks, no percentage but the kid is really sweet and will play what you ask for so don't be a bitch to him, and tip him more if you can.

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