Went to Visions a couple of...

Went to Visions a couple of months ago as it seemed to be the only stripclub in that area. I should have walked out as soon I walked in but being an unabashed optimist I stayed on.

The club was rundown and furnished with what seemed like Salvation Army rejects. The club was dead on a Wednesday night. The couple of dancers I saw at the bar looked like they were in their 40s. I told myself there are probably pretty dancers in the back and got myself a beer. I was wrong, there were dancers in the back, about 4 of them. None of the dancers were attractive enough for me to ask for a dance. Most of them were older.

The bartender and the dancer were friendly enough though. The beer was inexpensive and cold - that is the best thing I can say about visions. Here is the best part of it all. I realized that there was a dog in the club. And I am not refering to any of the dancers! This was huge black dog, it looked like the wolfhound in Harry Potter.