Easy to get to on the...

Easy to get to on the subway and on a safe corner but I would not wander too far. OK, 90 euros cover is high. But I was a tourist and spending more than that on some dinners and I wanted to see why they could charge that. As you enter there is a stage with theater seating on which there are shows. Even the simple strip shows are elaborate but there are also male/female sex shows and female/female sex shows. Very explicit but somewhat mechanical. I then committed a classic mistake. I was lured over by two very attractive girls. One very outgoing and interested in my getting to know her friend Dessica who was new and spoke no English or Spanish. They wanted to go to a more private area and “get a drink”. Getting a drink means you buy a small glass of champagne for your girl for 60 euros. Almost $80. Thru some gestures and numbers Dessica and I agreed to go into the back for 15 minutes for 150 euros. She wanted 30 minutes for 300 euros but I thought I could get what I wanted in 15 minutes. In the back it became clear that the anticipated events would not happen in the back. Reading the reviews I was sure I was going to get off but Dessica did not even know how to do a lap dance. At one point she wanted me to dance with her but no touching. I got a few feels in but it turned out to be an air dance. The bouncer came to get us in 10 minutes not 15. I felt very ripped off. Talking to another girl out front I was promised FS for 200 euros. I have no doubt she would have delivered but I was pissed at myself for making such a rookie mistake I watched the show for short while and left. This place is very expensive but I think will deliver as promised if you chose with the correct head. I would have gone back for a better experience if I had stayed but I cannot imagine being a regular.