I went to Pink Pony on...

I went to Pink Pony on Friday night and wish I had gone somewhere else. Horrible time! Stuck up girls, total air dances, and heavy VIP up-sells. Only two girls were great (Luna and Niki). I was blown off by at least seven girls, after trying to flag them down for a dance or tipping them on stage and asking for a table dance when they get off stage. The only two stage names I remember are Skittles and Georgia, because they both blew me off several times. Pretty girls, but need to learn about Southern charm.

Earlier in the evening, I was harassed by a chick in a nurse costume. I finally gave in, and off came the costume. Ugh! Her tits were plastic (extreme boob job nastiness), and she had about ten pieces of metal sticking out of her labia (heavy piercings), and the dance was a horrible, slow-motion air dance. Then she hit me up for a $400/hr VIP show. Ya, right! Later some crazy chick forced her way into my attention, and I again was totally disappointed once the outfit came off. Fake boobs again, but really small nipples. I swear, the whole time she was dancing I was checking 'downstairs' to make sure she wasn't a post-op transsexual. Ya, it was that bad. But the rest of the girls, while very cute and most definitely female, were too much into themselves and stuck up to make it a fun night. When a well-dressed, middle-aged man holding a stack of money is standing at the end of the stage, you would think the girl on stage would sweeten up and come over to at least say hello. Or maybe a little eye contact.

I have been to Oasis, Flashers, Mardi Gras, Main Stage, Fannie's, Babes, Follies, Club Blaze, Strokers, Pin Ups, Doll House, and Onyx. I have been to clubs all over the USA. This Pink Pony was one of the worst experiences I have had.