Ok, I know this is Chicago...

Ok, I know this is Chicago and like Boston you need to know that you aren't going to get to touch ANYTHING! Once you get your mind over that hump, the Admiral can be a very good time.

Hands down, the girls here are pretty. I didn't see one on stage that I didn't think should be there. All types, all looks, natural and some augmented but all pretty.

They do get nude, but somewhere between my last visit and this one they decided that the dancers should cup their hands over their naughty bits whenever they are going to do a move that would fully expose them. Kind of like the way that Playboy artfully mounds up the sheet down there for a picture. You could see that even the dancers thought it was stupid, but a rule is a rule. Even with that insanity a night at the Admiral is worth the visit just for the eye candy.