Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156

I hadn't been to "Stir" for...

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Nov 15, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I hadn't been to "Stir" for an evening visit in quite sometime. I thought I'd stop in, have a couple of drinks, watch some MNF, and of course, see the ladies. Cover was $5 and I was "wanded". That doesn't happen during the day. No need to spend much time on the club itself since it is well covered below.

Unbelievably, to me, the ladies were the down side of the time I spent there. It isn't normally the case that the day shift dancers are better then those in the evening. This visit, it wasn't even close. There was one that came up as I was getting ready to leave, an English speaking Cuban dancer. She was, by far, the best of those working and I'd count her as a 7. I might have spent some time with her, but I was heading out. The others, not sure what to say. Two were bone pokin' out bean poles, 3-4 cellulite infected, and a couple beaten with an ugly stick. The rest, average at best. Even the barmaids were a mixed lot. One a fairly cute little thing, the other, not so.

Maybe this is the normal Monday evening for whatever reasons, but it sure wouldn't keep me coming back. I'll stick to my afternoons.

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