I joined a fraternity in college...

I joined a fraternity in college and one of our alumni has a place near Wittenburg, so once a year we go up and have a guys weekend, which always includes the Badger (now the Northern Exposure). It has never been a real classy place, but it was still a good place to go with the guys and drink, play pool, etc. Also, we always got at least one good story out of the place. Well, last time I went, I was sitting at the bar, and the stripper took my glasses off of my face and inserted them, arm first, into herself. Not kidding. Added bonus, the arm broke off inside of her. She gave them back to me in pieces and said "if it's any consolation, there's probably pussy juice on them". No, it's not. I went to the bar to inquire about what could be done. While the helpful guy behind the bar went to call the owner to ask what he could do, the angry girl in the bar drug me out to the front door to show me a sign that says "not responsible". I can't verify there was a sign there, since I couldn't see ... We go back into the bar and the 1st guy is off the phone. Are they going to buy me new glasses? No. Are they going to wipe my bar tab? No. Do I get a free beer even? No. Once I let the guy know I was the driver though, he did offer to wrap the frames in duct tape so they would stay together.

Needless to say, I wouldn't ever return.