Some Beach
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2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*

Ok - been awhile since I've...

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Chaozengine
Oct 22, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Ok - been awhile since I've done one of these so bear with me, guys. Now I'm a regular/"former-whale" at another club nearby but decided to look elsewhere for attention since I apparently wasn't getting it where I used to do (stated for full disclosure).

Some Beach is basically a 2nd-tier club though could easily go to 1st with some decent investment. I went on earlier today and they had free buffet which was basically hamburgers, hotdogs, and sloppy joes (self-serve). First drink was on the house. So you really could go in drink a beer, eat and leave for $5. Seriously a major value.

However, homeboy here doesn't go for cheap eats alone. Drinks are not really expensive (Dos Equis draft was $3 and shots of Patron were $6 -which is dirt cheap compared to some others in town). You can get you and your 'lady' buzzed/primed with a decent 40. I had some dances from J****n and she's a nice zoftig party girl. Lots of curves and lots of fun. Don't fall for the 'VIP' area which really isn't since there's a nice alcove WAAAY in the back that's free. That's where the fun is. ;)

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