Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

5 Hours, 4 entertainers...$700. ...

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chimpo55
Oct 6, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

5 Hours, 4 entertainers...$700. The perfect strip club (minus the arrogant a---holes who don't care about the NO SMOKING law and smoke their pitiful cigars on the main floor) and a perfect example of what all Gentleman's clubs to strive to be like. Yes, it's expensive, but the ladies are lovers (most of them), food is top notch and the servers are sexy and attend to your needs. I

I arrived around 4:30 after completing my business as I am drive less than 3 hours to Detroit and can't leave there without a visit to the countries finest clubs. I relaxed in a booth ($20,tip) right across from a pole on a side stage so perfect view of each entertainer as they make the rotation. I was going to be fussy and hopefully pick the right entertainer that met my tastes. I made eye contact a few times with a natural gal on stage who was just gorgeous and yet wasn't just out of college. We went upstairs to one of the large private VIP rooms where the bouncer was tipped. I had a set of 6 very,sexy, slow erotic dances. I wasn't offered extras nor did I ask, but she was absolutely heaven as far as providing what the definition of a lap dance should be! Then came shift change with both the day and night shift on stage! A sight that beats all.......25-30 lovelies strutting their stuff on stage for one song. I had focused on a day shift girl with a perfect 10 body. Appeared to be Arabic or Latino. SHE WAS A TEN! She asked during the review if I would like a vip as she was staying an extra hour, so up we went.

Turns out she was friends with my first entertainer, but was even sexier than the first. The g string came off and then just a set of 12, slow, sexy, erotic dances with mutual touching. She said she doesn't offer extras, and had she....I would have accepted, but for a girl who has only been dancing 4 months she should give lessons to others! She was wonderful, sexy, and a 10!

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