Allstar's Gentlemens Club
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11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*

I've enjoyed this club many times;...

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MisterBliss
Jan 19, 2005, 9:01 AM
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I've enjoyed this club many times; it's a decent place, in a safe neighborhood. Dimly lit, one stage at the front. The main floor seats probably about 110 - some at tables, some along the wall. One gripe of mine is that it seems roughly 60% of the seating (the 60% closer to the front, of course), is "Reserved VIP" seating. If you want to be important, tip the bouncer who greets you.

The bar is decent most nights, the drinks aren't terribly watered-down, but remember where you are and don't expect the bartender to mix you a good Manhattan. Keep it straightforward. Cigars are OK, there's a humidor at the front door with an pretty decent selection without being ridiculously overpriced. The place is clean, and the bus boys work hard. The bouncers are also a generally decent sort - last time I looked, there wasn't any no-neck with a chip on his shoulder like most every other place in there area (you know the sort). Don't doubt, though - they will definitely take care of the situation if there's a problem. I've seen it, it's entertaining.

Most importantly, the girls. There's a very wide variety here - you've got your glammed-up, California bleached-blonde types, the 7-foot Amazons, the ones who look almost too young, the smouldering raven-hairs, the All-American girl types, Black girls, Latinas (I swear, there's a younger and cuter Veronica Brazil in here - you'll know who I mean), your occasional Asian. There's also a few European girls, if that's your thing. The only type really missing is the massive Black girl rump-shaker ghetto-booty type girl. None of that here. Also haven't seen any redheads lately.

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