Playmates Cabaret
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9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

My husband and I visited. My...

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tuscl
Oct 1, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

My husband and I visited. My husband was carded, I was not. No cover charge. The drinks were pricey and tasted watered down. We sat over near the dj? Booth. The seats were cracked and dirty looking. There were two men in this area (which is all open) that were getting lap dances. The girls were doing some major grinding. No one approached us the entire night except to hurry up and finish our drinks cuz they were cutting us off, but somehow other people were still able to get drinks?? The girls were nothing too special. The one that I thought was the prettiest really was working hard to get anyone to come give her some cash, but no one took bait. I was gonna talk to her, but she looked pissed and got dressed and left. Finally when I guess they were about to close, one dancer approached us (she was very average) and asked us if we wanted a dance. I said no just cuz she had just climbed off a very large man and that just made me feel slimy. She got made and called my husband a fool in spanish and that wed better hurry up and get her cuz they were closing. We decided it was time to leave. The bartender was the only one that got any of our wad of cash that night. Don't advertise as couple friendly if you're not.....

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