It had been some time since...

It had been some time since I visited Club Michigan and now I remember why! The one positive about this place is that it is one of the few strip clubs in the world that sell beer at the same price or cheaper than a regular bar. That should tell you something about the quality of the girls they have to offer.

The regular white girls on stage that night were average and could all stand to lose a few pounds. They had brought in a couple of black girls from Milwaukee that weekend that were above average and I got the sense that extras might have been available outside of the club. No fun was to be had inside the club.

The highlight of the night for me...pizza breath. One of the dancers was sitting at the bar eating a pizza (not a slice, a whole pizza) and after finishing a few slices it was her turn to dance and she went straight to the stage! Ok, I know dancers will often smoke or do other drugs before they go on stage but eating a pizza!?! That really kills the fantasy for me. I prefer the stripper lotion / powder smell that you find at respectful clubs. Club Michigan doesn't meet that definition for me.