Pandora's is very comfortable inside --...

Pandora's is very comfortable inside -- downscale enough to feel homey without being a dump. I was impressed with the quality of the staff, too. Not every dancer was a 10, but there wasn't a single ugly girl in the house.

I hate the drinks situation. Five dollars for a club soda -- or ten dollars for a club soda with free refills all night! (As if I even want one in the first place. The reason I'm buying any kind of drink is because I have to. If there's no liquor, I'm just going to get a stupid mandatory soft drink in front of me as cheaply as possible and try to keep it there all night.) No dancer gave me the dreaded drink hustle all night, though, which I very much appreciated.

The highlight for me: Dxxxxxxe, slim and pretty with (I wish there was a way to put this without seeming crass, but you're reading a strip club review after all) great, great tits. She gave a sexy, high-contact private dance at the 30-dollar level with lots of mutual touching. A++ would get grinded on again.