I drive past Henry VIII all...

I drive past Henry VIII all the time, and so I decided to check it out. The parking is free, which may be the best feature of this club. The building is rather run-down and dark, and the furnishings are old.

I sat and drank a $6.50 beer and watched the dancers. None were appealing to me, but then a thin blonde came over and talked with me. I bought her a drink, because she was the best looker in the place but still only a 4 or 5. She started asking about giving me a dance but I told her I was only there to watch. She said she would guarantee to get me off for $50, but I elected to save my money for a better club.

If you're like me and prefer upscale strip clubs with beautiful dancers, Henry VIII is not a good choice. However, it seems to be considerably less expensive than the Penthouse or Flight Club.