I didn't even get past the...

I didn't even get past the ATM at the front door.

The security in the parking lot wanted $5 to watch your vehicle. You can park in the back free, but they gave me the impression it wasn't safe back there.

They have a $8 cover charge. That's $13 so far.

I went to the ATM and the ATM charges you $6 to use the machine, or 8% of your withdraw. So if I want to take out $200 or more to have fun, I get hit with another $16 dollars. Now you're up to $30 and you haven't sat down yet.

You then buy Cheetah dollars, and they take a percent off those too. I like to have cash, not cheetah dollars.