I guess this club needs a...

I guess this club needs a better review than "it's not the rock club next door", so on a recent Monday I ventured in for a visit. I hadn't been there since an ATF quit dancing there several months ago. The setup is the DC standard multiple postage stamp sized stages against the wall with mirrors behind the stage and a few brass poles. The stages are about 6' square and 3' high, so there isn't much dancing, but when you go up to tip, your eyes are at just about the right level for the amateur gynocology show they give you. Dancers do very short 10 minute sets, getting nude quickly. Some will leave the panties on and do some floor work, or put them back on at the end of the set for some floor work. Must be a law or rule saying no nude floor work. Dancers will come around to collect tips after their set. Usually 2 dancers (one on each stage) up at a time. Most seats have a good view of the stage. Drinks are about $7 for beer and rail. Softdrinks are about the same. They have started trying to sell "private" dances on the upstairs stage for $20 during the day. From what I've heard they are just stage shows. You aren't even allowed to get out of your seat to tip, and it supposedly lasts only one song. I've never checked that out, so any info would be helpful. Your best bet for some contact is to buy a girl a drink, slip a decent tip in the garter, and you might get some light flirtatious touching. YMMV. Since I was there on a Monday dayshift, I wasn't expecting much. I wasn't disappointed. Six dancers, ranging from a 3 to a 7 in looks. Most of them have been there for years. JP's is in one of their down cycles it seems. The night talent is usually better, and since Good Guys added a lot of good talent lately, JP's will probably pick up some of them as they are fired or quit. The atmosphere at JP's is a little more friendly and cozy, so if the talent is there I prefer it to Good Guys, but right now Good Guys has the better girls, at least on the day shift.