Le Club is nice place to...

Le Club is nice place to visit for us gringos. All taxi drivers in Zona Viva, or from major hotels know the place. Early evening is best time to arrive, it can become damn crowded after 11pm. Upon arriving you are frisked by security at door, the security guys dressed in suites and tuxedos do a cursory check of gringos as they know we are there to spend "mucho dinero", not cause problems. After turning right to enter, I smelled the wonderful scent of stripper perfume, and knew I was in the right place. Paid entrance fee of 150Q which includes two regular drinks (no high end special drinks), was greeted by waiter directing me to a table on the floor, nearby the stage. My natural instincts in new club is to find a table along the back wall to better scope out a new place for a few hours. First challenge is finding english speaking waiter. They sent over an older guy "Miguel"; his english was good, ordered initial round of cerveza to get started. From observing the room, laid out like standard strip club horse shoe configuration, tables arrayed around the stage. The atmosphere is mid level place, similar to Wagon Wheel in Baltimore, or Follies in Atlanta. The strangest sight is the waiters, and managers all seem to be very short, less than 5'0, there is a dozens of 4'11 guys leading around the beautiful latina chicas, most of whom were 5'10, to 6 foot. It resembles jockies, leading around their prizes gazelles for everyone to see. Later I learned the waiters perform the valuable role of matching patrons, with girls. The SC ladies don't come up guys, they are led to your table by waiters, which allows you to choose any selection, dark hair, blonde, Category A, B,C girl, and they are whisked away to your arms within minutes of your selection. Category A girls are high end, feature, show, blond, hot, big boobies, nice ass, stunners, they dance on stage often. Stage stips occurred only occasionally. Category B girls less hot, nice personality, usually with nice body, but missing at least one desirable assets (boobs or flat stomach or ass, etc) Category C girls had shy personalities, barely talked to any guys, and missing two or three attributes. the price to take any girl to a room is same 800Q for 30min plus more for champagne. Taking two girls for an hour around 2400Q including champagne. You can negotiate the two girl deal for discount (if you speak spanish). I selected a lovely Guatemalan, she was exoctic looking, tight body dark, hair and only works day shift twice a week. Drinks for ladies cost 100Q and are compleete ripoff. I sampled their drinks, as recommended in previous posts, it was watered down crap. To get the ladies a buzz, I switch over to buying double cognac, leaving my glass on the table, the chicas would drink it whenever, the manager wasn't looking. This approach worked best for me in getting lot of high mileage lapdances without going to rooms. le club has latina from all over centro america, el salvador, nicaruga, it wasy very nice to sample each country from the comfort of my lap. I recommend Le Club as safe SC for first time travelers with some money and desiring solid value and cannot speak english. You can definitely recieved ITC action, and phone numbers for OTC action-- no problemo, however Guatemala city is not worth a special mongering trip, most travelers visiting are going to Antigua or transiting other countries.