Dancing Bare
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10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133

I didn't think this place could...

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ericburns045
Aug 22, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I didn't think this place could get worse, but somehow it managed to. 6 months ago you could at least get a decent show for your $10, now I can't even say that.

Entered through the porn store, which has been reduced to a few boxes of used videos and a rack of DVDs, not that I was a fan of porn shops to begin with. Pay my $10, which includes a soda (which is why the value is high as it is), and I'm on my way.

The first thing I notice is they expanded in to what used to be the other half of the porn shop, and moved the stage. The 2nd thing I noticed is that there was nobody on stage. I'm immediately approached by an umpa lumpa looking chick. She bugs me for a while and then walks away. Still no stage dancer. The 2nd chick that approached me was cute, maybe a 7, but very young and was talking a million miles a minute. Seemed like she was either nervous or high. The 3rd chick was rubbing me all over but she was kind of weird looking, face and body. If 1 is a 300lber with a head like a horse, she was maybe a 3.

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