My favorite Houston club. The...

My favorite Houston club. The Church is a nice club. Gated parking with staff monitoring do it has a safer feel than the seedier spot down the road. The club has one main stage and two side stages (which really aren't much more than tables with a pole). There are always girls dancing. Nice chairs and comfortable bar stools. There is a metal detector when you walk in - that's just Houston. It has never felt unsafe. There are a lot of regulars here.

Lots of dancers, all real friendly. You can pretty much find any type of white girl you are looking for here - if you are looking for a different ethnicity, you will have more limited options. The girls have good hustle, but aren't overly pushy. That is, they will ask if you want dances, but it won't be the first thing out of their mouths. The girls are also pretty good at taking hints.

Dances are done in private rooms. These are probably 6x6. The entrance way is open, but the dancers block the way with a chair. The best dancers will have you sit with your back to the wall, near the door. It is practically private then and I've never had a manager stick his head in to check out what was going on. Given the privacy, A LOT goes on. Dances are almost all high mileage, two-way contact, very little is off limits. If you are unlucky enough to find a low mileage girl, pay your $20 and go find a new girl. I promise the next will be better. Dancers do a lot of grinding, a lot of touching, and encourage a lot of touching. It is wonderful.