First of all, who doesn't think...

First of all, who doesn't think that after a long day of hunting there's nothing better than ice-cold beer and beautiful naked women putting their tits in your face? Uh scratch that...Try tits on your face!!! And how about naked women who are actually enjoying themselves and having a blast at making YOU happy!!! I get so tired of going into strip clubs an th girls are stuck up and look like they would rather be at home washing their hair!! Cody's was far from that. When me and the girls first arrived we were greeted by the owner Cody. She was wearing an elaborate costume with rhinestones and pheasnts all over it. She was super nice and introduced us to three of her girls they were all beautiful and greeted us with smiles.They then proceeded to show us to the bar where we started with shots of Jager and ice-cold Coors Light. We went into the back and there was hardly room to sit!! A feature entertsiner was on stage eating fire!!! These girls really know how to put on a show! The next girl used black light reactive paint and let the guys and one of my irlfriends paint her Fucking Great!! One the hotter girls came over and asked me if I would like a pivate dance ( Pretty sure she saw me watching her and knew that I was a lesbian). THIS CHICK WAS FUCKING HOTT!! She was wearing a military officer's uniform, fish net thigh hi's, and was holding a riding crop in one hand and a Coors Light in the other. My kind of gal!! I said yes and followed her to the back where the private dances are given. The private dance area wasn't anything special, but when this chick started taking off her clothes I didn't give a shit!!! She had me unzip her outfit and when I did it revealed an absolutely gorgeous backpiece! Talk about sexy!! She even let me help her take off her panties! I have never even been to a nude club let lone have one of the dancers let me "assist" her in removing her clothes!! FULL CONTACT SENSUAL DANCE!! This girl knew what she was doin!! I ended up getting our dances from her over the course of the night and she was even kind enough to bring me a complimentary beer! Wow!! Customer service too!! The next day night we came back and had an amazing dinner! The steaks were flavorful and juicy and they had my favorite wine Stag's Leap to go with it! I will be going back this coming pheasant season and I highly recommend this bar to anyone!! (Be sure to bring lots of cash the ATM went on the fritz the second night and the nearest one was next door at a dive bar Frank Days and they charged us $10 to get in plus the $10 ATM fee)