THE BASICS: Paved lot. Arrived at...

THE BASICS: Paved lot. Arrived at 8:30 p.m. on a Thursday night and stayed until midnight when I ran out of money. $10 cover taken by the bartender, free beer until 9, then periodic 2-4-1 beer specials. About 30 patrons and 15 dancers at the time. They did not sell liquor or wine, but you can bring your own liquor for a charge. $40 lap dances, but 100% success rate getting 2-4-1's. Bottoms stay on.

THE LAYOUT: Large stage in center. Steps at several places for customers to walk up an get a little closer when tipping. Everything is black lights, so dress accordingly (white shirt will be very loud). Padded chairs and cocktail tables everywhere. Private dances occurred in a long skinny room lined with padded seating and cubicle style walls separating customers.

THE DANCERS: Most dancers were good body ok face, but there were a few stunners. Barely any black dancers, FYI. The girls' attitude was one of having fun while making money and pushing cutesy sexiness.