Visited after an extremely, extremely long...

Visited after an extremely, extremely long day at work. I was hoping to unwind a bit and had heard about the Brass Mule, even though everyone calls it the Brass Ass. I entered in with low expectations. After all, what else can someone expect from a club in Kentucky?

The old days when this place was a hush-hush brothel are long gone. A cop raid a few years ago has turned the Brass Mule into practically a convent. The girls don't get fully nude and you have to pay for ridiculously overpriced drinks just to talk to them.

The girls working here were nothing special. There was a handful, maybe 5 or 6, all of them within a 6 on a rating scale. Fake blonde, fake tan, kind of chubby or way too skinny - it seemed that the quality of girls has fallen. Maybe it was just a bad night?