First time back in Miami in...

First time back in Miami in about a year or so, went to my favorite club Tootsie's. I got there around 2 AM on a Saturday night. The place was absolutely packed. There were plenty of dancers working, but try as I might I couldn't find even one that I found attractive. This was kind of shocking to me. Even though Tootsie's has had its ups and downs through the years when it comes to dancer quality, there were always at least a few 9-10s to be found every time I went. Not this time.

I don't know if all the good dancers were entertaining customers or what, but an hour went by without me seeing a single girl that I'd want to get a dance from. A whole hour without seeing one quality girl in Tootsie's is unheard of. So I reluctantly went to Scarlett's Cabaret, which I've never liked as much as Tootsie's. Maybe Scarlett's stole all the hot girls from Tootsie's, because as soon as I walked in the door I saw several gorgeous dancers.

I hate the layout of Scarlett's, I hate the obnoxious lighting effects, and I REALLY hate the unbearably loud music. But in the end, what matters most is the quality of dancers. I don't know what's going on at Tootsie's, but I really hope they get some of their quality dancers back so I don't have to go to Scarlett's on my next trip into town.