I just got in to Ft....

I just got in to Ft. Washington and had such a hard time just getting to my hotel (the roads are crap around here) that I didn't want to drive all the way back to Philadelphia to search for a decent club. I read the reviews on this website first for this place in King of Prussia, which is less than half the distance. "Great!", I thought. I wouldn't have to drive so far and I might still be able to get a few good dances from a quality girl. Well, all of the reviews I read must have been written by the owners of the bar because they were not at all accurate.

First off, the dancers here were pretty ugly, I'd say Fives to Sixes at best, and I'm being generous. Every girl there looked like they used to dance somewhere else until they got too old and too ugly and ended up here. They all have tattoos, beer bellies, cottage cheese everywhere, look like they cut their own hair with a dull pair of scissors, etc., etc.

The bar is in kind of an "L" shape with a very, very small stage in the corner. Every time a new dancer gets up she wipes down the pole. This made me envision that the girls know each other must be so nasty they wouldn't touch each other either. So after sitting there and sipping my beer, I watched 3 dancers. Each one got off the stage and demanded payment from me, then went around the rest of the bar collecting from everyone else.