Okay, so this is the first...

Okay, so this is the first time I've been there in about 15 years. Let me say the years have not been kind to the "Crazy Horse Saloon." The place is very dated inside, the girls were average and the atmosphere was geared toward a little "rougher crowd." I did find one cute (6ish) girl that I took back to the VIP room. She let me know this was her last dance and was ready to go and if I tried anything it'd get me ejected from the club. She then put me in the first booth where the bouncer was in full view and asked me to pull my cock out, I refused assuming she was setting me up. She spent about 15 min with me and left to pee, I never saw her again. I was disappointed but tried once more with another girl. She took me way back, we had some fun and she explained that the last dancer thought I was an undercover agent! I proved to her that was not the case :). My suggestion is that if you go, don't wear nice jeans and a polo or you'll stand out.