First and last visit. Went...

First and last visit. Went in about 9 PM with a coupon plus $5 for bottomless soda. A large place it was crowded but nobody hanging from the rafters. With this being a no alcohol club the little kiddies were out in force. Patrons were mostly the under 21 set and acting like they were twelve. Songs are definitely cut short. I rarely notice until LD time but here they just seemed to stop the music in mid note and it was quite apparent. Drink hustle from the waitress, “buy the lady a drink?” was annoying. I tried to tip her not to come back but she said she couldn’t do that. Dancers, like the crowd, tended to be on the young side of 21 and in the 6-7 range with only one 8 noted. Young, dumb and inexperienced the one thing they had going for them was that there wasn’t a lot of that ugly Vegas silicone. I’m sure they are all still saving up their money for idiot boob jobs to go along with their stupid tattoos. I quickly set about interviewing four different dancers but none had enough brains or game to close the deal. By this time I had completely sobered up and went to have a drink in a real strip club. If you just have to have completely naked dancers, go to the Palomino where their liquor license keeps the children out.