About the club: It was dark...

About the club: It was dark (surprise!), dirty, crowded, uncomfortable seating. Haven't been to many places that truly felt sleazy, but this is one of them.

The girls: Really odd bunch. Some older ones who've clearly been doing this for years, bored with their jobs, couldn't care less about their work. Some kinda nasty (and not in a good way), including really bad breath (not fun when she's sitting in your lap) and falling-over drunk. One really young one who hadn't a clue. 2 or 3 out of the 10 or so on duty who were genuinely worth the time and money.

Would not go back. (Shudder!)